Stop explaining yourself.
A small dollar-bill graphic printed dead-centre on the chest. It says GIVE NO FUCKS in faded engraving. the kind of detail you only catch if you’re standing close enough to be told, again, that you weren’t invited.
Heavy 8oz cotton. Boxy unisex fit. The graphic does the talking, so you don’t have to. Probably the only shirt you own that’s also a personality.
Cold water. Inside out. Tumble dry low or hang. Don’t iron the print. Don’t bleach it. Don’t soak it in your sink for 6 hours wondering if it’ll fade. it will.
Full instructions on the Care page.
A 1990s-style engraved dollar bill, screen-printed in plastisol on the chest. Looks like money. Says otherwise. The kind of joke that’s only funny if you read the small print.
Boxy unisex cut. Drop shoulder. Mid-weight rib collar that holds its shape. Hits at the hip on most people. Size up for oversized.
You stop explaining yourself. People interpret the shirt instead. Some of them get it right. Some don’t. Either way, you didn’t have to say anything.
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