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White heavy 8oz cotton. Red plastisol screen print across the chest, exactly as advertised. Reads precisely what it reads. The voices were already there. The shirt just makes them legible.
Conversation starter. Conversation ender. Both, occasionally.
Cold water. Inside out. Tumble dry low or hang. Don’t iron the print. Don’t bleach it. Don’t soak it in your sink for 6 hours wondering if it’ll fade. it will.
Full instructions on the Care page.
Six lines of red plastisol on white heavy cotton. Designed to be legible from across a room. Designed to make the room reconsider.
Boxy unisex cut. Drop shoulder. Same fit as the rest of the catalogue. Sizes S to XXL.
Funny if it’s funny. Threatening if it’s not. Wear accordingly.
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