FUCK YOU PAY ME INC

№ 003 / The Goods · 6 tees in stock

Buy my shit.

SS26 / on sale now.

Heavy 8oz cotton.
Printed in Los Angeles.
No discount codes. No fucking excuses.

no fucks given
tee / $58

Stop explaining yourself.

Heavy 8oz cotton. Boxy unisex fit. The graphic does the talking, so you don’t have to. Probably the only shirt you own that’s also a personality.

3.1 / Unisex / 100% heavy cotton / USA $58

NO FUCKS GIVEN Heavy Cotton Tee. white tee with a small printed dollar-bill graphic reading GIVE NO FUCKS, centered on the chest

$58

3.1 NO FUCKS GIVEN Tee

ATE ABORTION PUSSY NOW I GOT VOICES IN MY HEAD Heavy Cotton Tee. white tee with red block-text print centered on the chest

$55

3.2 ABORTION PUSSY Tee

abortion pussy
tee / $55

Ate abortion pussy. Now there’s voices in my head.

White heavy 8oz cotton. Red screen print across the chest, exactly as advertised. Reads precisely what it reads. The voices were already there. the shirt just makes them legible.

3.2 / Unisex / 100% heavy cotton / USA XS · S · M · L · XL

DON’T BULLY ME I’LL CUM Heavy Cotton Tee. white tee with black DON’T BULLY ME headline + italic I’ll cum subline

$55

3.3 DON’T BULLY ME I’LL CUM Tee

DejaHoe Heavy Cotton Tee. black tee with white dictionary-entry style print: DejaHoe adj. the feeling of having met this hoe before

$55

3.4 DejaHoe Tee

3.3 / Threat & invitation. 3.4 / Felt like you’ve seen her before? Heavy 8oz cotton · Printed in LA · USA

FUCK WE’RE ALIVE Heavy Cotton Tee. white tee with black F*CK we’re alive print and small praying figure replacing the U

$55

3.5 FUCK WE’RE ALIVE Tee

Voodoo
doll.

$48

3.6 Voodoo Doll Baby Tee

3.5 / Surprise. Existence continues. 3.6 / Cropped, pinned, petty. Heavy 8oz cotton (3.5) · Fitted baby tee (3.6) · USA

that’s it. that’s the collection.

6 tees. 0 regrets.

Shipped from LA Mon–Fri. Free shipping over $150. Don’t ask for a discount. we already said no.

Shop all 6 →

We sell tees to
people who already
own enough tees. We
also sell them to
everyone else.

01 / The premise Six tees. A website. Shit attitude. Forbes Most Wanted. Need money for Colombian marching powder. Our values are printed on the front of the shirts. Read them or fuck off.

02 / The print shop Heavy 8oz cotton. Screen-printed in LA by a man named Dario who’s been silk-screening since ’98 and refuses to open his email. Press is older than most of our customers. No influencer seeding. No energy-drink collabs. No marketing intern flagging “cum” as potentially off-brand.

03 / The fine print If you wouldn’t wear it in front of your therapist, don’t buy it. If you wouldn’t wear it at thanksgiving, return it within 30 days. If you bought one ironically. that’s between you and god.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Buy my shit.

Stop explaining yourself.

Ate abortion pussy. Now there’s voices in my head.

6 tees. 0 regrets.

Land of the free.

Tee for $55.

We sell tees to
people who already
own enough tees. We
also sell them to
everyone else.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Buy my shit.

Stop explaining yourself.

Ate abortion pussy. Now there’s voices in my head.

6 tees. 0 regrets.

Land of the free.

Tee for $55.

We sell tees to people who already own enough tees. We also sell them to everyone else.

Get the cheque, not the memo.

We sell tees to
people who already
own enough tees. We
also sell them to
everyone else.

Get the cheque,
not the memo.