A threat and an offer.
A threat in bold sans. A promise in handwritten italic. The kind of shirt that makes the bully reconsider their entire strategy mid-sentence.
Heavy 8oz cotton. Boxy unisex fit. The graphic is the whole personality.
Cold water. Inside out. Tumble dry low or hang. Don’t iron the print. Don’t bleach it. Don’t soak it in your sink for 6 hours wondering if it’ll fade. it will.
Full instructions on the Care page.
DON’T BULLY ME in bold sans across the chest. “I’ll cum” in a handwritten italic underneath. Two voices, one shirt.
Boxy unisex cut. Heavy 8oz cotton. Hits at the hip on most people. Sizes S to XXL.
Defuses or escalates. We’re not telling you which. Bring it to the playground at your own risk.
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