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★ 3.3 · Catalogue №03 ★
Hover for back NO FUCKS GIVEN Heavy Cotton Tee · front, white tee with dollar-bill graphic centered on chest NO FUCKS GIVEN Heavy Cotton Tee · back (placeholder until back-of-tee photo is supplied)
$55
3.3 DON’T BULLY ME I’LL CUM Tee
№ 3.3 · Catalogue №03 · In stock

DON’T BULLY ME I’LL CUM Tee

A threat and an offer.

$55 ★ Ships in 3–5 days ★
Size · Unisex / boxy fit Size guide →
Material
100% heavy 8oz cotton
Fit
Unisex / boxy
Print
Screen-printed in LA
Origin
Made in USA
SKU
FYPM-DBM-03
The shirt

A threat in bold sans. A promise in handwritten italic. The kind of shirt that makes the bully reconsider their entire strategy mid-sentence.

Heavy 8oz cotton. Boxy unisex fit. The graphic is the whole personality.

Care

Cold water. Inside out. Tumble dry low or hang. Don’t iron the print. Don’t bleach it. Don’t soak it in your sink for 6 hours wondering if it’ll fade. it will.

Full instructions on the Care page.

Shipping & Returns

3–5 business days domestic. Free over $150. International ships on your dime.

30 days to return, unworn, tags on. We don’t do exchanges. order the right size the second time. Full policy on Returns and Shipping.

The print.

DON’T BULLY ME in bold sans across the chest. “I’ll cum” in a handwritten italic underneath. Two voices, one shirt.

The fit.

Boxy unisex cut. Heavy 8oz cotton. Hits at the hip on most people. Sizes S to XXL.

The punchline.

Defuses or escalates. We’re not telling you which. Bring it to the playground at your own risk.

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