All five tees are boxy unisex fits. If you’re between sizes, scroll to item 02.
All measurements are flat, in inches, taken on the garment. ±0.5" is normal. these are cotton, not engineered.
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| Size | Chest (flat) | Length (HPS) | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20.5" | 27" | 8" |
| M | 22" | 28" | 8.5" |
| L | 23.5" | 29" | 9" |
| XL | 25" | 30" | 9.5" |
| XXL | 27" | 31" | 10" |
Size up if you’re between sizes and want the shirt oversized. The chart measurements above are the truth.
Size down only if you want it tight. These don’t shrink much, but cotton is cotton / expect maybe a half-size of give-back after the first wash.
Find a shirt that fits the way you want this one to fit. Lay it flat. Measure pit-to-pit (chest) and shoulder-down-to-hem (length). Compare to the chart. Order accordingly.
If you don’t own a shirt that fits the way you want this one to fit. congratulations, you’re shopping with the right brand.
That’s on us. Sign up for restocks at the bottom of the home page. we’ll email when it’s back. We don’t do waitlists because we don’t want to.