Twelve questions we get on Instagram every week. Bookmarked here so we can stop replying with the same screenshot.
Didn’t answer yours? Scroll to the bottom. Email us. We’ll answer if we’re bored.
Yes and no. Mostly yes. We sell t-shirts.
Because it costs $14 to make and you live in a country where someone is making $1.3 billion selling you a worse shirt for $40. Read the manifesto.
The remaining $41 covers the cotton, the print, Dario, the website, the lawsuit fund, and dinner.
No.
3–5 business days from Los Angeles. If it’s been longer than that, blame Dario. He won’t answer either, but at least you’ll feel heard.
Yes. You pay the duties. We’re not eating customs charges so you can have a screen-printed slur shipped to Belgium.
Send it back within 30 days, unworn, tags on. We’ll refund you. No, we don’t do exchanges. just order the right size the second time. We’re a small operation, not a logistics company.
Don’t ask if you can return it after wearing it once “just to be sure.” The answer is no and you knew that when you asked.
Boxy unisex fit. Size up if you’re between sizes and want it oversized. Size down if you want it closer to the body.
Full measurements on each product page.
Cold water. Inside out. Tumble dry low or hang. Don’t iron the print. Don’t bleach it. Don’t soak it in your sink for 6 hours wondering if it’ll fade. it will.
Yes. Heavy 8oz cotton. Screen-printed by a man named Dario who’s been doing this since ’98 and refuses to open his email. The shirts are real. The press is real. Dario is real. He won’t talk to you.
Email hello@fuckyoupayme.store. We answer maybe. We’re not currently doing collabs with skincare brands, fintech apps, or anyone whose deck contains the word “elevated.”
Tell her it’s a financial term.
Technically true.
Then keep it. That’s how it works.