You have 30 days from delivery. Unworn. Tags on. Original packaging if you’re organized about it. We’ll refund you. No exchanges, no store credit, no follow-up email asking why.
You pay the return shipping. We’re sorry. we’re a t-shirt company, not Zappos.
30 days from delivery. Unworn. Unwashed. Tags on. Original packaging is nice but we won’t fight you over it.
Shirts that have been worn, washed, sleeved through, deodorant-stained, perfume-misted, or anything else that means we can’t resell them. We’re not stupid. We can tell.
Final sale items. Anything past 30 days. Anything you cut the tags off of because “you forgot.”
Email returns@fuckyoupayme.store with your order number and which item(s). We’ll send you an RMA and a shipping address within 1–2 business days.
Don’t mail anything before you get the RMA. We will not accept random boxes.
If the size is wrong, return it for a refund and reorder the right one. It’s the same number of clicks for you and one fewer logistics step for us.
Yes, even if we still have your size in stock. Yes, even if it’s the same shirt. We’re not running a fitting room.
You cover it. Drop it in any USPS box. we’re not picky about the carrier. Get tracking; if it doesn’t arrive, we can’t refund what we never got.
If the item arrived defective, we’ll cover return shipping. Send a photo with your initial email.
3–5 business days after we receive the return. Then your bank takes another 2–5 days to actually post it. Yell at them, not us.
Refunds go back to the original payment method. We don’t do store credit because nobody actually wants store credit.
Email us a photo within 7 days of receiving it. We’ll replace it free, no return required for the original. Dario will personally examine the offending shirt and then ignore the email.
Same rules. 30 days, tags on. Their loss. Move on.